Series List and Newbie Guide

For the New Folks
The First R2D Post Ever. For those who want to start at the beginning.
The Rules of Engagement. What I expect from folks while visiting here–and what I commit to do on my side.
High and low Christianity. My approach to this blog.
What is a toxic Christian? I use the term “toxic Christian” a lot, so if you’re wondering what that is, here you go.
Judging its validity. Why Christianity doesn’t work for me.
Non-toxic Christian grab bag. Some Christians who I think get the religion (more) right.
Glossary of Terms. Just in case you wonder what a particular word means.

List of Series
Here’s the main list of series I’ve done here, all helpfully listed in order. If I missed an entry or you think a series can use a new addition, feel free to drop me a line. FYI: Lists are given from earliest to latest.

The Unequally Yoked Club
The Cult of “Before” Stories
The Christian’s Guide to Ex-Christians
Christians Behaving Badly
Redefining Words
Defining Moments

The Unequally Yoked Club
* The second I realized I was in the Unequally Yoked Club.
* You didn’t sign up for this. A short message to Christians stuck in the UYC.
* When promises must be broken. What promises are, and under what circumstances it is fair to break them.
* Tell me what you want (what you really really want). The power of communication.
* Questioning assumptions. The (largely untrue) assumptions I operated under as a Christian.
* The bargaining table. Wherein my Christian spouse tried to negotiate with me.
* How many soulmates can one cavern hold? A quick look at the idea of “soulmates” as it applies to the UYC.
* Turnabout was fair play. When I found myself on the other end of the UYC, long after Biff and I’d broken up.
* Why can’t things just go back the way they were? (I’ll tell you why.) The Christian fear of change, especially in relationships.
* He’s in love with a church girl. A close examination of the trailer for an especially odious new Christian movie about a couple in the UYC and what that trailer reveals about how evangelical Christians view the club.
* The terrible bargain. The bargain I almost struck to keep my marriage at the expense of my sanity, dignity, and pride.
* As I lay dying (to myself). Why the concept of “dying to oneself” is so bad.
* Bad Advice, or the real things I wish I’d known before getting married. Your Captain takes on a poorly-conceived blog piece making the rounds about three things one Christian newlywed wishes he’d known before he got married, and discusses why those three things aren’t actually very good advice.
* The Difference Engine. Wherein we take on some other horrible advice about handling conflict in a mixed-religion marriage.
* It’s my house too. One of the most popular pieces in the series–about standing up for yourself and who you are.
* What changed, and what didn’t. The various stuff that changed for me and my Christian husband upon conversion and deconversion. Some of it might surprise you.
* Building a better husband. Discussing a “non-negotiable” checklist of attributes found in a good husband, and where this wishlist falls flat.
* Why “one flesh” is two disasters in the making. I talk about enmeshment and the dangers it poses for a mixed-religion marriage.
* When love becomes contempt. The opposite of love isn’t hate; it’s contempt.
Differing conversations. Big problems erupt when two Christians pray but get totally opposite responses from “God.”
* Praying for reconversion. How hurt I got when Biff ostentatiously prayed for my reconversion.
* An open letter to an open letter writer. A guy writes a “letter” to his fantasy wife-to-be, who he hasn’t even met yet, and exposes more than he should want to expose about what he really wants.
* Silence, happiness, and enthusiastic consent. Consent isn’t about being able to say yes, but rather being able to say no.
Dale’s new book. Dale McGowan wrote a book called In Faith and in Doubt and I’m featured in it.
* The One Pillar. Why basing a marriage on “Jesus” is a ridiculous idea, written in the wake of another state allowing same-sex couples to use their right to marry.
* The most important thing. Some of the bullshit that Christians believe about non-Christian spouses and why it’s not a good idea to try to “Jesus-fy” one’s entire life.
* Yes, yes, but what does it look like? Often Christians mouth platitudes and have no idea whatsoever how to actually enact those empty words in real life.
* The real threat. The real threat to marriage isn’t letting same-sex couples marry, any more than the real threat to Christianity is accepting same-sex marriage as a thing that’s happening whether they like it and approve of it or not.
* The second fiddle. A heartbreaking cry from the heart of an ex-Christian aching for his Christian spouse to put him first sometimes.

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The Cult of “Before” Stories
* A Cult of “Before” Stories. The first post, the one that got me listed with RationalWiki. Concerns Mike Warnke.
* The cult of “before” stories got a new member last month. Tony Anthony, a globe-trotting Kung Fu ninja and James Bond security expert who “saw the light” and converted to Christianity, turns out–shockingly–to be a total liar.
* When the scam ends. What Tony Anthony’s fall from grace tells us about the changing Christian attitudes toward conversion stories.
* From witchcraft to Christ. We look at the case of Doreen Irvine, another disturbed liar-for-Jesus who claims to have been a Satanic witch before her miraculous conversion.
* The truth that wasn’t there. Larry Norman was one of the first major breakthrough Christian pop stars, and he was as big a hypocrite as could be.
* Why they lie. Various Republican lawmakers caught being huge hypocrites–all for what they piously pretend is the greater good.
* Shane Hayes, Part 1. It’s becoming trendy for Christians wanting to sell stuff and get attention to join the Cult of Before Stories by claiming a past in atheism. Here is one of them, and here’s why his claim doesn’t hold water.
* A shocking twist in the old story of ‘Lying for Jesus’. I was pretty surprised by this one–pleasantly. A boy admits that his “near-death experience” involving a trip to Heaven was all made up.

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The Christian’s Guide to Ex-Christians
* “Bad Christians.” Why bad Christians aren’t actually the problem that Christians think they are.
* Miracle Maxin’. Why miracles are not the argument-ender Christians think they are.
* Parables (really suck). Why parables are not as wonderfully effective at communicating ideas as Christians keep thinking they are.
* Your testimonies don’t really matter to us. Why Christians’ “testimonies” aren’t as persuasive as Christians keep thinking they are.
* Look, this isn’t that hard to understand. Why people are really leaving Christianity, and some of my usual wild speculations about why Christians aren’t willing to face the facts head-on.
* (You’re all) genuine Christians. (Okay?) Why Christians need to stop denouncing each other as false or untrue Christians.
* Hoping we’re wrong. Why Christians need to quit telling ex-Christians that singsong “I hope you’re right!” nonsense.
* Please quit threatening people. Why threats are so spectacularly counter-productive in talking to ex-Christians.
* False compromises. Why Christian “compromises” aren’t usually actually compromises at all.
* Dehumanizing the enemy. How Christians often dehumanize non- and ex-Christians, and why the tactic backfires as much as it does.
* When “experts” aren’t really very expert. Why Christian “experts” are less than compelling authorities to anybody but Christians.
* Atrocity apologetics (needs to end now). My heartfelt plea to Christians to quit trying to excuse the various atrocities outlined in the Bible.
* When “experts” aren’t really very expert. Why Christian “experts” aren’t the compelling folks Christians believe they are, and what I see belief in these “experts” doing to the religion as a whole.
* Look, your miracle claims don’t work on us. A follow-up to “Miracle Maxin’,” wherein I expand a little on why miracle claims fall so flat.
* You’ve got to quit this tone trolling. When Christians can’t really engage with our objections, they try instead to police how we express ourselves and pretend to be oh-so-very-sad and “concerned” about us.
* Stop defending slavery. I can’t believe I have to say this, but seriously: stop it.
* When nice Christians aren’t really nice. Quite a few Christians have more in common with so-called Nice Guys™ than most folks realize–and that’s not a good thing at all.
* Engaging me. How a Christian could open a conversation up with me and not alienate me. (And how they absolutely won’t.)
* The things we did wrong. A semi-complete list of all the erroneous reasons why Christians think people leave their religion.

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Christians Behaving Badly
* A Cult of “Before” Stories. Mike Warnke learns how easy it is to lie to Christians.
* The Myth of Christian Persecution. A homophobic pastor named Matt Slick is shocked to discover that his dancing buddy and hot-tub pal is gay, also convinced that gangs of gay kids roam the streets searching for Christians to beat up.
* Carrying the burden (of proof). Christopher Hitchens hitch-slaps Pastor Douglas Wilson for insisting that it is atheists who must disprove his religion, not he who must offer up evidence for his religious claims.
* The Daughters of men. Infamously misogynistic pastor Steven Anderson goes on at length about why he is gleefully and deliberately sabotaging his daughters’ future happiness and potential.
* The cult of “before” stories got a new member last month. Tony Anthony, like Mike Warnke before him, enjoys fooling Christians until his inevitable denouement and fall. (Update here.)
* The Christian’s guide to ex-Christians: (You’re all) genuine Christians. (Okay?). A whole slew of Christians being hypocritical is examined, from Joyce Meyer to Fred Phelps.
* Can she bake a cherry (picked) cake, Billy boy, Billy boy? Hypocrital Christians Aaron and Melissa Klein, owners of the “Sweet Cakes Bakery” which famously refused recently to make a cake for a gay couple’s wedding, turn out not to mind all sorts of other things the Bible condemns (divorce, fornication, non-kosher food, pagan celebrations, etc).
* Youth pastors: I admit, I’m at a loss for words. Matt Pitt, an Alabama youth pastor, has a super-dramatic–not to mention literal–fall from grace. (Update here.)
* Raylan Alleman is a creepy, weird bastard. Catholic Raylan Alleman thinks that women should not be given educations or job skills and is weirdly specific about why and what will happen if they get them anyway.
* The Daughters of Women. Kim Hall, a Christian minister, writes an incredibly misogynistic and inflammatory piece about how Christian girls need to quit making her Christian sons think funny thoughts.
* Changing Faces. About Kim Hall and Rev. Austin Miles, two Christians who have substantially changed controversial blog posts without notifying readers about what changed or why.
* The Christian’s guide to ex-Christians: Dehumanizing the enemy. Oprah Winfrey decides that non-Christians simply don’t feel basic human emotions like she does.
* Another patriarchy type has bitten the dust. Doug Phillips, one of the right-wing’s right-wingiest loonies and a major leader in the homeschooling movement, turns out to be a basic cheating scumbag.
* Things the Bible doesn’t talk about (like PTSD). I lose my shit over two right-wing pseudo-science, junk-archaeology, and revisionist-history panderers, David Barton and Kenneth Copeland, who decide that since the Bible doesn’t talk about PTSD, Christians obviously shouldn’t suffer from it and should just cowboy up and pray a lot if they think they have it.
* When the scam ends. What happens when a Christian con artist gets caught.
* Joyce Meyer: Christian prosperity gospel for women (is a crock). We look at the amazing success story of Joyce Meyer, who preaches a unique blend of wishful thinking, just-world spirituality, and reality denial.
* Christian plagiarism. It’s downright strange how Christians trumpet their supposed morality and perceived stranglehold on niceness to the skies, yet swipe material constantly from other sources.
* Dear Christians: Please quit idolizing disgusting hate-filled bigots. Wherein I express my disappointment with Christians for their racism and privilege blindness, this time exemplified by the Duck Dynasty dipstick.
* “Logical Christians”. Ever met a Christian convinced his/her religion is the only rational way to go? This is why that Christian is a terrible person.
* “Billy did it too” is not an adequate reason to misbehave. Way too many Christians think it’s okay to violate Jesus’ commandments if they feel provoked.
* Scary, scary words. How I escaped sexual oppression and learned to treasure the scariest word I knew.

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Redefining Words
* Words (have power). Starting up the series and discussing, briefly, why I think it’s necessary.
* Love. What Christians usually mean by the term, and what it actually means.
* Convenience. Not just about abortion–this word is one that Christians love to hurl at dissenters.
* Facts. Christians don’t normally understand what this word means, so I’m helpfully explaining it.
* Theories (aren’t bills). I didn’t know what a theory really was till a few years ago–and most Christians still don’t.
* Faith. Christians often misunderstand this cornerstone of their religion.
* Tolerance. What it really means, and how to really show it. Also: what it isn’t.
* Sexism and “agreeing to disagree.” My response to one Christian minister’s plea that dissenters just shut up, that’s why, regarding women’s ordination.
* Persecution complexity. What “persecution” actually looks like.
* The most misunderstood word isn’t “Kingdom,” sorry. Christians are very hopped up on this whole “kingdom” word right now, so it’s a bit surreal to realize that they’re arguing about the wrong one.

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Defining Moments
* Defining moments. The first of the moments, wherein I realized I could just not go to church.
* The first step. When I realized as a small child that Jesus doesn’t actually stroll into churches.
* The weird kid. When I realized in high school that my Christian schoolmates were terrified of a kid who claimed he was Satanic.
* Rapture scare, part two. The moment I realized that nobody in my church, not even the strongest Christian I knew, was safe from that fear of being Left Behind.
* The second I realized I was in the Unequally Yoked Club.
* Lying for Jesus: the library edition. Biff had found a novel way of distributing tracts to non-believers, and I didn’t like it.

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A Glossary of Terms I Use.

Atheism. The state of non-belief in any gods or religions’ truth claims. The null state; atheism is not a belief in and of itself.

Cisgender. The opposite of transgender. A cisgender person identifies as the sex that he or she was assigned at birth. For example, I am a cisgender woman because I identify as female and when I was born my gender was assigned as female. A transgender woman identifies as female and was assigned as male at birth.

Creationism. The belief that the Judeo-Christian god created the whole universe and all life on Earth by magic. It was renamed first “Creation Science” and then “Intelligent Design” some years ago but we will call this belief by its proper name here because we’re totally not fooled. Generally we’ll be using this term in the context of Young-Earth Creationism (YEC), which thinks this magic happened over a period of a few days and also thinks the Earth is 6,000ish years old, but some Creationists think it happened over many thousands or millions of years.

Deconvert. To leave a religion; also deconversion, the state of having left it. Examples: “I deconverted in the mid-1990s,” or “my deconversion occurred 20 years ago.”

Fundagelical. A non-pejorative fusion of “fundamentalist” and “evangelical.” Does not include hardcore Catholics but they do indeed act a lot alike.

Nice Guys™. When the ™ is used, the term means men (or women for that matter) who think they’re “nice,” meaning “generally inoffensive and polite,” when they really aren’t. “Niceness” gets used as a substitute for any other outstanding qualities and is expected to be rewarded with sex and affection from whatever unfortunate person the Nice Guy™ chooses; when the reward isn’t doled out accordingly, the Nice Guy™ gets furious and weepy. Generally, these “nice” people aren’t self-aware enough to realize that they’re actually not very nice at all.

POC: People of color; non-Caucasian folks. Also WOC, Women of Color.

Toxic Christian. A really nasty Christian who is in the religion to dominate others and feel superior to non-believers. Often fights as much with loving Christians as with non-believers.

TRUE CHRISTIAN™. A mocking take on the way Christians divide themselves up into “true” and “false” Christians and invalidate the beliefs of anybody who differs too much from themselves. It means a Christian who believes basically the same thing as the Christian using the term, who hasn’t gotten caught doing anything really sinful, and who dies in the traces. Any time one of those conditions is violated, the Christian feels free to assign that person to the “false Christian” pile. Obviously, what makes one Christian a TRUE CHRISTIAN™ in one person’s eyes makes that Christian a false one in other people’s eyes, and just about all Christians believe they are “real” Christians and judge other Christians by their own example. It’s very confusing and it’s too bad there isn’t a book or something that Christians could use to figure out just what being a Christian should look like.

WLC. William Lane Craig, a famous apologist.

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